LA CANADA PLAYHOUSE PRESENTS
RUMORS
A comedy by Neil Simon
Eight guests. Four couples.
One outrageous evening.
When four couples arrive at an elegant dinner party only to discover their host injured, his wife missing, and the servants nowhere to be found, an evening of celebration quickly spirals into hilarious chaos. Neil Simon’s "Rumors" is a fast-paced farce packed with misunderstandings, cover-ups, slamming doors, and increasingly outrageous attempts to keep the truth under wraps.
PERFORMANCES
September 28 - 30, 2026
7:00 PM
TICKETS
Admission is free. Open seating, no ticket necessary.
ABOUT THE PLAY
First produced on Broadway in 1988, Rumors is one of Neil Simon's most popular and enduring comedies. With its razor-sharp dialogue, impeccable timing, and brilliantly constructed plot, the play keeps audiences laughing from start to finish as social politeness gives way to panic, confusion, and hilarity.
“Plenty of jokes, each of them a winner.”